"Moxy" (moxy)
12/05/2013 at 15:59 • Filed to: None
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"Moxy" (moxy)
12/05/2013 at 15:59 • Filed to: None | 4
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I would fling my passenger door open as hard and fast as I possibly could.
*Sigh*
Thanks for listening to my rant, Oppo. Have a DBS...
ATX211
> Moxy
12/05/2013 at 16:22 |
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I hate stupid dicks. Smart dicks are annoying, but stupid dicks are just dicks all around.
Fart in the A/C intake.
PatBateman
> Moxy
12/05/2013 at 16:26 |
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Wipe a booger under the driver's door handle. If you have the skill and extra drainage, shoot a snot rocket on it instead.
Klaus Schmoll
> Moxy
12/05/2013 at 16:28 |
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Ages ago, while in Highschool, I worked a little part time job at a VW dealership, detailing used cars, driving then to other dealerships, steam cleaning the bays, and what have you.
One day, a co-worker gave me a lift in one of their VW buses. We happened to see one of the local asshats blasting his way through traffic. He said: "Next time he cuts me off and I'm in a big car like this, I won't brake!"
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Moxy
> PatBateman
12/05/2013 at 16:31 |
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These are all really good ideas. I wish I would've posted sooner so I could actually do them.
offroadkarter
> Moxy
12/05/2013 at 16:46 |
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You have a toyota, close enough!
just kidding, but seriously though, that person is a lazy fuck to park like that. Obviously though you can't do much worse to them, if they are driving a cobalt they already have a terrible life.
DocWalt
> Moxy
12/05/2013 at 16:48 |
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Woo, shitty PA drivers! People really suck here :(
BKRM3
> Moxy
12/05/2013 at 17:05 |
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I feel your pain. Assholes. Effing. Everywhere.
oldirtybootz
> Moxy
12/05/2013 at 17:07 |
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Every time I see someone parked like an asshole I wish I had a beater to do just that.
One time there was a Benz parked over the lines on it's driver's side so I had my girlfriend get out and I parked as close to it with my passenger side as I could. Little did I know the lady who owned it was still inside it. She gave me a look like she wanted to say that I'm the asshole but she knew that she was at fault. She then proceeded to almost hit my car as she moved over so she could get out.
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Moxy
> offroadkarter
12/05/2013 at 17:15 |
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Ahem, Toyobaru, thank u very much.
But yes you're correct about the Cobalt. This one's pathetic existence is confirmed by the stereotypical stuffed animal in the back window.
feather-throttle-not-hair
> PatBateman
12/05/2013 at 17:31 |
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Vasalene.
Harmless, undamaging and infinitely grosser to stick your hand in when you have no idea what it is.
Let that imagination run wild!
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PatBateman
> feather-throttle-not-hair
12/05/2013 at 17:51 |
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That would be good, but my wife might start wondering why I keep Vaseline in my truck.
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feather-throttle-not-hair
> PatBateman
12/05/2013 at 17:57 |
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just mumble something about "headaches" and then refuse to elaborate.
I'm telling you, half the fun of Vaseline is letting people's imaginations run wild.
Bytemite
> Moxy
12/05/2013 at 18:36 |
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Howd u get a GT86? Oh wait...is that a FR-S rebadged..?
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Moxy
> Bytemite
12/06/2013 at 13:44 |
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Yep. Badge swap.
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Bytemite
> Moxy
12/06/2013 at 13:51 |
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Was having a Scion badge that bad? :)
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Moxy
> Bytemite
12/06/2013 at 14:02 |
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Nah, but having a Toyota one is better